

Trouble In The TavernI was just sitting there drinking my tea, as good Ninja do. Then this ass tard waltzes in and says I was in his seat. Me not being in my Dogi, he had no idea of my power. So, I said, "Excuse me for pointing out sir, but I do believe that these seats are name free." He just gave me a nasty stare. He started to go for his sword and I said, "I would not do that if I was you." He was like, "What!? You little bastard! How dare you!" Then I said, "I just don't feel like having to drink bloody tea." At that point everyone was sitting back and watching in awe. Then, he went for his sword in one swift move. I pulled my Tanto out from under my shirt anTrouble In The Tavern


Battle of the 31 SamuraiBattle of the 31 SamuraiBattle of the 31 Samurai
One time, when I was in California visiting my friend Chrismopher, we decided to stroll through the woods. Walking through the woods and being completely in touch with nature is calming, and it is very good for your soul. We were going out to find a nice place to meditate and to be at one with our surroundings. As we walked along the Zanja Creek in the San Bernardino Forest, we stopped to change into our Shinobi Shozoku. This outfit is more comfortable to us, it’s better for meditation and there’s more room in the crotch. We walked for probably another mile along the Zanja, until we spotted the per
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You can't hug the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- hug 6 other people
4- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitly get started hugging right away...!
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Confucius Say: Man with hand in pocket not always looking for spare change.
Consenquently he also says: Man who eat jelly bean fart in techni-color.
Long live JARK!!!
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Do, or do not. There is no try. (Master Yoda)
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up. - Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005
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Confucius Say: Man with hand in pocket not always looking for spare change.
Consenquently he also says: Man who eat jelly bean fart in techni-color.
Plus your yoda quote- totally on the bakc of my swim team shirt last year.
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Next time shit goes down, wear stilts!! This way you won't go down with it, and you can walk all over it afterwards.
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I had some previous Flash cartoon stuff here on dA that was fav'ed by a ton of people, but it was deleted due to me using copyrighted music.
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Do, or do not. There is no try. (Master Yoda)
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up. - Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005
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Do, or do not. There is no try. (Master Yoda)
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up. - Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005
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